4th February:

Despite my dislike of spam (the emails rather than the tinned food substitute), one does have to marvel at the number of metaphors and euphemisms that these people come up with for the male member. Just when you think you'll seen them all, another one pops into your inbox and leaves you scratching your head in grudging admiration.

I'm not sure if anyone has ever taken the time to collect all of these terms together to create a compendium of cock, but there must surely be a market for this kind of thing.

After all, someone has already taken the time to find 99 different words for breasts.