28th October:

The problem with Starbucks is a simple one. Yes, they are filthy Capitalist swine leading us head-long towards homogenised, identikit High Streets whilst screwing Ethiopian farmers and your local greasy spoon caff with the other hand. But just admit it, that tall latte really did hit the spot, didn't it? Please file under 'Pleasures - Guilty'.

However, hope is at hand. Next time you are feeling bad about having the urge, simply walk in and ask for a Short Cappuccino. It isn't on the big chalkboard behind the pimpled Ukrainian student, but there's a special button for it on the cash till and it's 20 pence cheaper than the corresponding Tall version.

I like to think that they don't want us to know about it, although it could be the stealthiest of stealth marketing. In which case, I hate them even more.